Bumper Stickers for Your Car or Truck!
If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
Drive defensively - buy a tank.
Don't make me mad - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
I brake for tailgaters. Hard.
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.
*Get in - buckle up - pipe down - and hold on!